[Farm paths - pack 1]
First path from Artolia~!
Photo reblogged from Ask a Hetalia Nation! (Ashland the She-Wolf= ANON) with 38,728 notes
Having weaboo friends.
gently bap your passum
i dfont understand
bap youre pasum
you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.
A new Pitch song for the playlist - “Monsters” by Cruxshadows
Behind the window watching
give hands that push the faces back
shiver in the alleys
and dying in the cold
little hands and little faces
what are you running from?
they’re creeping on your satin sheets
and dancing in your nightmare
Watching at the window
the ledge which we provide
there’s someone up above me
there’s someone scratching softly
little monsters in the chimney
all black and stained with soot
come creeping to my bedroom
and lead me here to sleep
dancing in your darkness
dancing in your fear
forgetting all your hidden monsters
shedding all your tears
I’m completely honored ♥ Thank you so much for the feature.
this made me laugh so hard.
If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
I had like 4 butterbeers yesterday and I’d pay $20+ for one right now
I have a recipe that’s better than the Wizarding World’s butterbeer. You can have it for free.
Steven and the Stevens (not the episode)! (name from texaskingofthegeeks)
and everyone else!
Final part of a four part series! Individual links below!
Thanks for all the support!
Lots of critters leaving the mainland this month- make sure to catch them before they disappear, Mayors!
Note that critters with the hibiscus icon are found on the island year-long.
- The Pondskater is found on freshwater.
- The Raja B. Butterfly and Firefly are found near freshwater.
P.S. If you enjoy my guides, I’d appreciate a donation; my paypal address is firstname.lastname@example.org Thanks!
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